Voltaire - Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil Songs

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My granny while on her death bed

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She turned and said to me

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"Why must you view life so morbidly?

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I tried to teach you right

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But somewhere I went wrong

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'Cuz you sang those

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Death death devil devil evil evil songs"

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When six pallbearers put her down

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And laid her body in the ground

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My eyes were wet

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My face was very long

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The pastor said "son here you are

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Won't you please take this guitar

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Sing dearly departed Granny one last song"




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And I sang death death

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devil devil devil devil

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evil evil evil evil songs

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Hell you know that's how I get along

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The world is full of tragedies

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So how can it be wrong?

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Singing death death death death

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Devil devil evil evil songs




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Well I was shopping at Hot Topic

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And I was walking out the store

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When two dumb jocks came up to me

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They said "Hey fag it ain't Halloween"

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And they kicked my lipstick to the floor




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And I sang death death

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devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

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Hell you know that's how I get along

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The world is full of idiots

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So how can it be wrong?
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Singing death death death death

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Devil devil evil evil songs




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Well I went down to church on Sunday

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I sat up front in a pew

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The priest said "Jesus and Mary too,

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Son what the devils got into you?

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Get up and sing a hymn or two"



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And I sang death death

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devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

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Hell you know that's how I get along

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The world is full of hypocrisies

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So how can it be wrong?

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Singing death death death death

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Devil devil evil evil songs






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I was invited to the White House

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The president pulled me aside
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He said "Son sing us a song of peace

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For those evil doers in the Middle East"

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I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme




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And I sang death death

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devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

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And you know that's how I get along

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The world is full of W's

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So how can it be wrong?

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Singing death death death death

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Devil devil evil evil songs



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Well then I died and went to Hell

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I could tell right away by the awful smell

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That this was clearly not the pearly gates

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The devil said "come here young man

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My wife and I are your biggest fans"

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So naturally I felt I had it made

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Well then he reached into an iron chest

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And he picked a tool that he felt was best

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And then he jabbed me in the shlong

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With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs

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He turned to me and winked and sang this song


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He sang death death

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devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

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Yeah I know that's how you got along

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I find your song hilarious

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But now your soul's precarious

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Singing your death death death death

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Devil devil evil evil songs


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I'm just kidding kid
Welcome to Hell
Enjoy the buffet




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Death death

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devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

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And you know that's how we got along

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The world is full of sinners

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So how can it be wrong?

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Singing death death death death

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Devil devil evil evil songs