Misc Unsigned Bands - The Joe Pirret Experience - The Spider Song

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THE SPIDER SONG - The Joe Pirret Experience
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Tabbed by: pirret67
Email: thejoepirretexperience@hotmail.com
Myspace: www.myspace.com/thejoepirretexperience
Tuning: Standard

I cant belive I am even thinking about sending this song is - in fact I belive it is my
to the music industry not to show you how to play this song - but Fuck it - i'm against industry.


Verse 1:

Cm Am
I went for a walk this morning,
Gm Cm
Climbed out off my web.
Cm Am
Said goodbye to my uncle,
Gm Cm
And to my wife i said.

Chorus:
D
I Am A SPIDER!
E B
LIVING IN A HUMANS WORLD!
G# Bb
GO NO PLACE TO REST MY LEGS!
Em Em7
GOT NO HOME!

Verse 2:

Cm Am
A big scary human found me,
Gm Cm
And tried to squash me flat,
Am
But I ran away -
Dm
Then got chased by a rat.
Am
I ate some ants along my way,
B C D Dm
But I'm Still hungry And So I say...

Chorus.

Verse 3:
Bb C#
I found myself in the bathroom,
Am7 Am
I got stuck in a bath,
C Cadd9
Then I discovered -
G G6 Gm
The mighty showers wrath.
Am7 Em7 G7sus4 D
And the water soaked me -
Am Bm Cm D#
I found that i could breathe.
G6 D Am Em
For I had crawled into a ball ,
Am Em Am Em Am
Am
And breathes through air pockets in my knees.
Gm Cm Gm Cm Gm Cm
So when i drained down the plug hole,
D E F D C
I had some time to think,
E E7 Em
That I might meet my cousin,
Bb Eb Dsus4 Cadd9
Who fell down the kitchen sink.
C5 G5 A5 C5
I emerged in the sewer.
Em7 D
A jobby floated by,
G Dsus2 Asus4
I thought about my wife and kids,
Em
And I began to cry.

Chorus.

Verse 4:
Bb Cm
I climbed out of a stank -
G7 Em
Found myself in a dead end street.
B C D
Rested in the grass,
Em7
Because I felt week.
Asus4 Asus2
Eventually I pulled together,
Am C/G
And climbed through an open window,
Cadd9 Cm
Found myself surrounded by bug spray,
Am
There was no way to go.
Eb Bb
I had patriotic thoughts,
Cm Gm
Of my comrades gone before,
Dm Am
I took a wiff of the chemical,
F F#
But I'm hard and wanted more.
G G#
I began to feel drowsy,
A Bb
And knew It was the End.

N.C.
(spoken) - so i curled up in a ball and died

I belive thats it.

Comments/suggestions - thejoepirretexperience@hotmail.com

Death Threats - pirret@btinternet.com

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