Chumbawamba - Add Me

Tabbed By: Pillie

Standard Tuning

Gm Dm
I'm a loner alone with neuroses and hate
Cm Gm F
Anger is a permanent character trait
Gm Dm
My letter bombs are primed and ready to send
Cm F Gm
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Gm Dm
I'm a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns
Cm Gm F
I'm almost 50 and I live with my Mum
Gm Dm
I hope my nude picture doesn't offend
Cm F Gm D
Would you like to add me as a friend?



Gm Dm
Add me. Add me
Cm F Gm
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Gm Dm
Add me. Add me
Cm F Gm F#m F
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Cm F Gm
Would you like to add me as a friend?



Gm Dm
I'm a recovering alcoholic I rarely leave my room
Cm Gm F
Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume
Gm Dm
The voices in my head aah they'll get me in the end
Cm F Gm
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Gm Dm
I'd really like to mail you the picture that I drew
Cm Gm F
It's Kylie's body but the head is you
Gm Dm
I've asked you fifty times before I'm asking you again
Cm F Gm D
Would you like to add me as a friend?



Gm Dm
Add me. Add me
Cm F Gm
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Gm Dm
Add me. Add me
Cm F Gm F#m F
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Cm F Gm
Would you like to add me as a friend?



Gm Dm
Here's a picture of me in my Nazi uniform
Cm Gm F
doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform
Gm Dm
at a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend
Cm F Gm
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Gm Dm
I've added Britney and Paris and you and Tom
Cm Gm F
I'm going to find your address so I can visit you at home
Gm Dm
I don't like people but I like to pretend
Cm F Gm D
Would you like to add me as a friend?



Gm Dm
Add me. Add me
Cm F Gm
My mother says she wished she'd never had me
Gm Dm
Add me. Add me
Cm F Gm F#m F
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Cm F Gm
Would you like to add me as a friend?